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You'll get $50 million for your new intramurals facility. Forty-five
countries will know you work in forty-five countries. The Wall Street
Journal will read all about you. Women will shop just for the welding.
People will not only read your billboards, they'll write about them.
Your new sales reps will speak Japanese and Spanish. Dow Jones will
look you up. Your drinking water will be clean. Your rivers will be
clean. You'll become mayor.
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